8 Comments

I constantly say: ‘God, I need a smoke’ knowing damn well if I tried I would hate it lol

Expand full comment

Hilarious, poignant. A bit of virtue signaling that u threw ur butt in the trash can and didn’t just flick it on the street like an Neanderthal but I’ll let it pass

Expand full comment

i would read an entire book written like this. my yearly vice is an unrequited crush 😌

Expand full comment

I've been saying it for a while, but I, too, need a vice.

Expand full comment

I bought a 10 pack of Canadian cigarettes when I was in Toronto, the one's with the hilariously horrible graphics of gum disease and throat cancer on the boxes. Passed them out to my friends who did smoke, kept a few for myself. I don't know what my goal was or is, maybe just to be comical. Maybe, like you said, to find God. who tf knows.

Expand full comment

my vice is smoking/vaping. im glad u tried it and it grossed u out, for me it was the opposite sadly.

Expand full comment

thanks for the invite to the conceptual smoke

Expand full comment

the other week, at my big age of 28, it randomly dawned on me that absolutely nothing was stopping me from going to buy a pack of ciggies. I filed away the realisation for later - for when I felt like I reaaalllly needed a drag. but erm, this post sobered me up good.

Expand full comment